If Your Drunk And Need To Contact Us:
If you have had a bit too much to drink and need to vent about something, tell a cop joke, tell us about your night, sing a song, etc.   Call us and leave a voice mail at 209-8LANDIA (209-852-6342).

If Your Sober And Need To Contact Us:

You can email us at crustlandia@gmail.com.  You can also leave us a voice mail at the number above and we will assume you are drunk.