If Your Drunk And Need To Contact Us:
If you have had a bit too much to drink and need to vent about something, tell a cop joke, tell us about your night, sing a song, etc. Call us and leave a voice mail at 209-8LANDIA (209-852-6342).
If Your Sober And Need To Contact Us:
You can email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. You can also leave us a voice mail at the number above and we will assume you are drunk.